From a friend

This was sent to me this morning from a long time friend who wanted to put a smile on my face.

In the court of: NeverNever Land

It is hereby ordered and decreed that the use of the term Jimmy in any context will, from this moment forward, be forbidden by anyone, anywhere. The only exception being the wife of the above said name, who believes she owns all rights to his past, present, future and first name. Anyone out there with this as a first name must change it now, or be prepared to use your full names at all times as not to confuse this woman. Use of Jimmy without the middle and last name will result in legal actions. Her attorney, Peter Rabbit, will be watching for any who use the above mentioned term. Any who have a past with the above said name must report immediately to the set of Days of Our Lives so we can run your memories through the hourglass of time and erase these memories. Please report to Tinkerbell and sign in so that the court may track you for the rest of the marriage of the above mentioned's name. The court must track you in case any hidden or forgotten memories come to light.


This is my ruling: Honorable Judge Big Bad Wolf