NEW! Sacred Filk

Salt Lake Witches Meet Up Filk

Tune: The Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies

Come and read the meetup post put up by Avaloon
They talk about community but sing a different tune
They try to stir up interest in the Sacred Circle Church
But no one wants to hang out in the stolen fucking yurt!
(spoken: witch jars-- poachers)

People came to join up and they said they'd like to share
Heron didn't like 'em and she flicked 'em offa there
Questions aren't allowed and they don't want those who are brave
The meetup sites locked down like Sacred Circle and Sunstave!
(drones, that is—flying monkeys)

A new list was created, it's an open public group
Their meetups on the same day and they're bringing plastic poop
They think we stole their picture and it makes us snort and gag
Our rockin' sacred photo is an enema bag!
(soooooooo awesome -- totally!)

(fade out, banjo music)

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